Atlas Stoned

by dunce two on May 17, 2012

This is NOT what my ball looks like

So I FINALLY finished my atlas stone.  The result = kind of a mess.  It is not smooth like the stone pictured here.  The top half of the ball is smooth-ish (but still nowhere near as smooth as the one in the picture).  The bottom half = a pock-marked mess.  I bought some concrete patching stuff that will hopefully add some weight and smoothness.  I had enough cement to make a 200+ pound ball, but I grossly underestimated the size of ball necessary to accommodate that amount of volume/weight.  I ended up closer to 100+ pounds.  I am still excited to have it, and it will add a new angle to my working out.  I did the first workout the other night, and had some fun (30 clean-and-jerk type movements).  It was fun working with weight in a different size/medium.  Variety is always nice in exercise.  My next venture: 15 foot climbing rope.  I’ll keep you all posted.

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Fifty Shades of Grey Discussion

by dunce one on May 7, 2012

So not too long away D2 was talking about the bestseller Fifty Shades of Grey. While I was in the Portland airport last week, I’d guess that I saw at least 50 people reading it.

Well, the New York Times has a piece about a Florida library removing the book from its library shelves. Read it here.

And here’s a thoughtful rebuttal from the Annoyed Librarian. This question comes up in libraries over and over.

The question “Is it porn?” comes up over and over in libraries. Trust me. You haven’t lived until you’ve had to tell three guys in one week to put it away and head home with their arousal.

 

 

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Jack: Day 40

May 2, 2012

by: Dunce Three, aka Jack Day 40 My mom woke me up this morning with a call on my cell phone. She always opens with the same, “Oh, I’m sorry dear. Did I interrupt your job search?” “Mom, its 7AM.” I rub my eyes with the bottom of my t-shirt as sunlight pours into the [...]

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Chimpanzees!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

May 1, 2012

I don’t use the term frequently or lightly, but Disney’s Chimpanzee was absolutely DARLING!  I loved every single second of it.  I took my seven-year-old son this weekend, and we both have a new favorite movie.  For me this comes as no surprise, as I have had a life-long obsession with all things monkey.  My [...]

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Things to do in Spokane?

May 1, 2012

I’m going up to the Spokane area to speak over the next couple of days. Dunce Two, I’m looking at you first, then everyone else: What are some good/fun/scandalous things to do up in Spokane? When I lived there, all too briefly, I didn’t see much outside of a bizarre house in the woods. D2, [...]

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He’s Just Not That Into You- Again

April 29, 2012

Another weekend, another chick flick.  Even if you saw it when it was in theaters.  Which wasn’t that long ago… Based on a self-help book of the same name, and apparently further inspired by a line from Sex and the City (which I am mercifully not forced to watch), He’s Just Not That Into You [...]

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CAGED

April 29, 2012

If you were to sit down and design a memoir from scratch, calculated for me to love, it would probably look an awful lot like Caged by Cameron Conaway.  A cagefighting poet, an MMA fighter with an MFA in creative writing, in essence, he had me at “hello.”  Proceed accordingly.

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Third Wheel

April 27, 2012

Michael: “Can’t believe Brenda finally agreed to go out with me.  A little weird she invited that girl from across the hall along, but she’s cute too.  Two hot girls, all for me.  AWESOME!” Shannon: “This is so weird.  Brenda is nice and everything, but this feels like a date.  Why would she invite me [...]

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In confidence

April 25, 2012

It seems like love is more exciting when it’s unexpected. And more exciting still when it’s unexpected because it is forbidden. And so it was with her. He told her things in confidence he had never told anyone else.  Had never even admitted to himself.  Not really.   But he wasn’t supposed to be talking to [...]

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Shopgirl- Book AND Movie Review

April 25, 2012

When you think of a book written by a comedian, you probably think of something like Tina Fey’s Bossypants or Chelsea Handler’s Are You There, Vodka?  It’s Me, Chelsea.  But Shopgirl by Steve Martin is not anything like either of those.  At all.

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