To my profound delight, last weekend I got to see the quite-fit and -muscular Dunce Two struggle with all of his might, trembling and sweating and moaning, to tear a deck of playing cards in half.
Then he dropped down to half the deck.
Then to about 15 cards. That he was able to do, but unfortunately for him, so was his wife.
Still, he’s smart.
I, on the other hand, am merely a brute, but I dazzled on the card tearing front.
Here’s the latest experiment from today:
I’m not graceful or elegant and I’ve pretty much gone bald and not very many people enjoy my company, but I can rip the middle out of a deck of cards. Nobody can say I can’t.
If you are interested in learning how to do this (dunce two, raise your hand), let me know and I’ll get a video tutorial shot.