Row, row, row…your canoe.

So peaceful.

[I wrote this several years ago, and present it here (mostly) unchanged.  The facts may or may not be entirely accurate, depending on who ends up reading it.  If you like it and think it’s funny, then yes, this all really happened.  If I refer to having taken your car and doing horrible, unconscionable things to it, then I am totally, totally kidding]. Continue reading

Mysterious Cicero Dialogue

(In looking through some boxes in my basement, I came across the following, written out in longhand.  While its origins are not clear,  it is abundantly clear that I was both having fun and taking myself very seriously when I wrote this.  Also, it’s pretty freaking awesome.  Enjoy!) Continue reading