I have had lucid dreams, more real than any day I have ever lived in waking consciousness. Mine is a very active dream life. I hallucinate. And waking, there is always that brief moment where I’m not sure whether I am awake or dreaming, whether I am drifting into or out of dreamland. Sometimes, the final realization that I am actually conscious in a tangible, external world is a relief. Other times, it causes excruciating pain. Depending on the dream. Continue reading
Is there a reason people are so afraid of clowns? Are you afraid of clowns? Me personally, I have no aversion. That’s because any clown stepping to me would get wrecked. But I don’t have any problem with them. A lot of people do, though. There is even a big, fancy name for it: coulrophobia. So what’s the deal? Continue reading
I’ve been having trouble sleeping. You see, not too long ago I saw a man wearing jeans. Nothing strange about that, is there? Well, what if I told you that every single one of the belt loops on his jeans were broken? So of course he wasn’t wearing a belt.
Somehow his pants stayed up around his thin hips, but all I could see were the broken loops. How on earth could that have happened? And now I am up all night, every night. Continue reading